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When you get a cäk, you won't go back
my wife maintains my cäk blue balls.
My cäk last longer than yours :P
What does your cäk stand for?
This cäk belongs to my wife.
A cäk you can finally be proud of!
Of course you can use my cäk, just clean it when you're done.
I carry my cak in my right hand.
My cak always stays cool!
My cak is the life of the party.
Chilln' like a villian, no, like a cäk.
What do you think of my cäk?"
Cute YETI. Would you like to see my cäk?
YETI? People have actually seen my cäk!
They say that I'm too cäky...
Cold balls make a happy cäk!
Please don't steal our balls, nobody likes ball shrinkage.
Walk softly and drink out of a big cäk.
A 30 oz tumbler, because size MATTERS
You can't play ball without a cäk cup
Räk out with your cäk out.
Don't sweat it... your cäk won't either.
So, a guy walks into a bar and puts his cäk on the counter...